February 2012
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Fan: [Quietly, so the rest of the audience doesn't hear the question] What is your vocal range?
Chris: High? I’ve never measured it, but– I dunno, it’s pretty wide, I think.
Fans: WHAT?! What was the question?!
Chris: My vocal range! ...Oh, that could’ve been awkward.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was